mommy is a crack whore

Now that my kid is talking (somewhat) and better yet, that her absolute favorite word right now is "yeah", I amuse myself by asking her all kinds of questions so that I might receive positive affirmation in return. "Am I the best momma in the world?" "yeah". "Do you know how much I love you?" "yeah". "Are you the happiest baby in the world?" "yeah". It should be noted that her "yeahs" has a variety of splendid inflections: sometimes it's "Yeah!", or "yeahhhhhhh", or "YE-ahhhhh", all which heighten the amusement factor. I was so proud of her ability the other day that I was showing her brilliance off to a friend, who turned and promptly asked "Is your mommie a crack whore?" "YE-ahhhh!!!" Absolutely.