Friday, October 19, 2007

i feel you, sister

Note to the googler who found my blog by searching:

i tryed to pee standing like i was still a male

ouch, friend. ouch. i hope it all mends nicely. sitting while peeing may take some getting used to, but after awhile you'll forget you ever did it any other way.

18 comments:

Janet said...

My daughter tried that once (though she was never a male).

Messy, messy, messy.

As an aside, today both you and flutter referenced how people found your blog via Google. Excuse my extreme inepitude, but can somebody tell me how you find that information out? Is it a sitemeter thing?

Much obliged,
Blogblivious

b*babbler said...

Don't you just love how people find your site? My most recent one was J.K. Rowlings nipple slip.

Delightful. (For the record, I've never used those four words together. Ever. But thank you interwebs, for finding that, um, worth searching for.)

Oh, The Joys said...

(and don't forget to practice the squat for hiking and whatnot. You don't want to pee on your shoes!)

jen said...

Janet,
Sitemeter - if you look at the referrals link you can see how googlers find you. it's amusing stuff sometimes.

mamatulip said...

Now that is interesting.

thailandchani said...

Occasionally I get a funny one. Usually something like this from some brainiac in Thailand: "junk that's not (c) on by thai land about the live in thailand"

Um. HUH?

Kyla said...

SOMK! How exactly did that lead here?

flutter said...

Uh yeah, what Kyla said!

meno said...

I should look at my stats sometime, these are SO funny.

Julie Pippert said...

Hmm, Goon Squad Sarah was recently talking about that thing you can use as a woman, you know, that attachment, to pee standing up...or was it someone else? Anyway pretty sure it wasn't you so...WTF? LOL

Julie
Using My Words

Bon said...

oh yeh, sitting's really quite cool, friend. relaxing and all. think of the reading you'll get done!

kiki said...

i get lame hits from this italian nudie site - some chicks are so lucky. love. you.

deb said...

I get quite a few weird ones too, a lot of tired mummy sex.

dawn224 said...

hee hee :)

mitzh said...

That was interesting...

liv said...

I want to laugh, but it just reminds me of taking that first shower after having a baby. WTF??! Where's my baby? Why can I see my feet? I think this is the closest I may ever get to getting that google!

Magpie said...

Funny. 90% of the time my husband pees sitting. He says it's easier.

Snoskred said...

Why stand when you can sit? ;)

Unless of course you can't sit, at which point it would be handy to stand. You can get devices on the internet to help you achieve this standing. I'm just sayin'.. ;)

Cheers!
Snoskred
www.snoskred.org