reason #724 why i love my work

on my way into the building this morning
old toothless guy in a wheelchair: mumblebahgahmumble
me: sorry?
old toothless guy in a wheelchair: mumblebahgahmumble
me: what? (leaning down close) what?
old toothless guy in a wheelchair: I said, were you a glamorous movie star before you worked here?
me: dude, now THAT is how you make a girl's day.
old toothless guy in a wheelchair: damn. want me to say it again?
me: actually, I do.
and we both crack up laughing and the day begins with him rolling one way and me walking another.